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Friday, March 31, 2006

Commoners

It would seem that Jacek regards himself in slightly higher standing than most..

While blogging about the death of Sci-Fi writer Stanisław Lem, he remarked:
"Some creations of Lem were very philosophical, not understandable by commoners"

Now, I don't know about the rest of you but I would regard a "commoner" as a rude, abrasive person who has little or no respect for others and limited intelligence. Sound like anyone we know?

Of course if you really want to get into it, a "commoner" is someone who is not of noble rank. So does Jacek regard himself as nobility?

Thursday, March 30, 2006

Syndication

Just to let y'all know, you can now get up-to-the-minute nutter reports via RSS! Oh and we now have a nice shiny Google search bar for the site too :)

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Bloggers And Podcasters Are Idiots


"bloggers are in most cases pathetic little creatures, who thanks to blogging, despite having low IQ, little money and no true achievements feel like superman. Bloggers are idiots."


Seeing as Mr. Rutkowski is both a blogger and a podcaster...what does that make him then?

Tuesday, March 28, 2006

No SatNav? Then You're A Wanker!

According to Jacek, if you have no SatNav then you are a wanker! Here we see Jacek describing the fictional characters "the Mitchel Brothers" from UK TV show Eastenders:

"today the very boring “Mitchel brothers” were driving around England (without navigation software - what a w-nkers! just with paper maps)"


As you may have noticed, Jacek is very aggressive in his blog but who wants to bet that in the real world he has the shit beaten out of him on a daily basis? As Jacek says himself, there are talkers and doers in this world and you Mr. Rutkowski are certainly all mouth and no trousers.

Monday, March 27, 2006

With Karate I'll Kick Your Ass

Jacek's post on how he'd like to kick smokers in the face gave me an idea. So we've been burning the midnight oil to bring you something a little special here on JacekWatch: The Return.

It's a flash movie of what would most likely happen to him if he tried such a thing in the UK. Unfortunately we don't have the means to host it properly here so we've had to put it on imageshack.

You can view the movie HERE

Comment Censoring Means Death?

Followers of the previous incarnation of JacekWatch will almost definately know how our favourite netizen censors people's comments like there's no tomorrow.

So why is it that today our pal decided to have a bit of a rant at comment censoring?

Some people think that they already have enough contacts - in their professional area or among group (like Microsoft MVPs) - so that they don’t need commenting feature on their websites! Mistake! … because it means closeness and resisting change (main element and rationale of life). It means death.

Similarly censoring comments is deadly.

If that were true, I think Jacek would have been six feet under many months ago. And we wouldn't have to maintain blogs like this! ;-)

If you'd like to get a first-hand idea of the comment censoring that he does, go and post a message on MSMobiles with any of of the following:
  • A link to this blog (100% guarantee).
  • His full name.
  • His old online handle, "jpzr", which a lot of past victims of Jacek's antics still associate him with.
  • A comment about his famous Finland rant, or similar.
The list doesn't stop there but you get the idea.

Sunday, March 26, 2006

No Registration Required!

Feel free to post your comments on any of the articles here. No registration is required to comment and you won't be censored!

If you have suggestions, questions or even tips for the site, you can mail us at: JacekWatcher [at] googlemail.com

Biggest Asshole In The Blogosphere?

Jacek seems to think it's Dave Winer who helped create RSS:


Unfortunately I think Mr. Rutkowski overlooked himself for that title.

Source

I'm Right, You're Wrong. LaLaLa I Can't Hear You

If proof were ever needed that Jacek could never admit when he was beat, then THIS is surely it. It is plainly obvious that nedge2k and d0pefish are right but will Jacek let it lie...will he heck.

"please stop justifying mistakes of Microsoft, nedge2k! Mistakes are mistakes and one can put these features and just disable them by default - giving the choice and responsibility to the user. Totally not placing these features is a mistake and all justifications are just bullsh-tting."
"YOU don't have a respect for end users of Windows Mobile phones - you just want to brownnose Microsoft to get MVP. Sorry but bullsh-tting is forbidden on msmobiles.com . [...] nedge2k, your desire to get MVP blinded you and it is YOU who has no clue whatsoever what customers need"
"nedge2k is wrong. Seeking justifications for mistakes is one of main reaons why Microsoft is not releasing some new features - because Microsoft is blinded by MVPs and by brownnosers like nedge2k!"
"I don't know anymore. I will research this issue in details in coming months. For now: I shut up."


I could go on but I urge you to read the thread, it's makes for quite amusing reading.

Jacek Doesn't Like Smokers

I don't know about the rest of you but as a smoker, this statement really scares me...not

"Each time I see smoker smoking on the street - that passes near me - I have desire to kick him hard until he will start bleeding.

Warning to smokers: don’t smoke on streets when other people are walking… because otherwise you can expect a kick from myself directly into your face… or a karate punch in your throat."


EDIT: Jacek has now removed the above from his post.

Source

Jacek Was Mugged Once...Apparently

From the horses mouth himself:

"by mistake instead of Stansted Express (that goes to Standsted airport) I took another local train and in this train a guy wanted to borrow mobile phone from me, because he claimed that his phone battery is gone. I had to explain to him (i.e. lie) that I have only special 3G phone and his SIM card would not work with my phone…. so he gave up… but I was wondering whether I would be openly attacked if I would just say “no!”. [...] I think that something should be done in this respect but for now the fact is that many people in UK are being mugged. I was one of them."



Now does anyone wanna explain to me how exactly he was mugged?

Source

Monday, March 20, 2006

Welcome!

Hello! Welcome to JacekWatch: The Return!

This blog is a homage of sorts to one of the greatest nutcases in Windows Mobile history, Jacek Rutkowski.

Mr. Rutkowski takes great pleasure in annoying and even harrasing others. Usually without provocation. Mr. Rutkowski belives he is always in the right and even when proved wrong, he still denys it. He takes it upon himself to tell others what to do and how to do it even when it is none of his business. The man is a real menace to society.

We here at JacekWatch: The Return have decided that his exploits should be exposed for all to see. We have no intention of "destroying" him, we only want the truth to be known. This is not a hate site, the posts you see will contain the very real opinions of Jacek Rutkowski. We merely want to share them with you so you can see for yourself just how mad the guy really is.