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Thursday, July 13, 2006

When is a review not a review? When it's an msmobiles review

Well, at least we're not the only ones getting fed up of the so-called reviews on

We noticed this post on nedge2k's blog and although he hasn't named names, we're sure you all know who he's referring to and to be perfectly honest, we couldn't agree more. These "reviews" are nothing more than pictures and comments of what the pictures show. There's no real information on the devices, how they perform, their pro's, their con's...just pictures. Jacek's Slingplayer "review" was nothing more than an installation manual with more pictures than content, his G500 "review" started off ok but hasn't even been finished in months!

At least Jacek tries though, Lutz's "reviews" of the Star Trek, Hermes and Breeze (new and old) are just a load of ill organised pictures. Oh and that video of the hermes' OS just smacks of "thrown-together-in-five-minutes". It's really pathetic and what makes it even worse are the little msmobiles fanBOYs that say "great review, great review". You wanna know who the barking doggies are Jacek? They are. The people with opinions that actually matter know better than to praise your excuse of a website.

Unfortunately in this business it's not what you know, it's who you know and becuase Jacek has money, he can afford to travel the world, annoying people until they give he and Lutzh phones to get rid of them. is one of the only sites lucky enough to get these devices to review and what do they do with the oppourtunity? Piss it away that's what! We can think of at least three other sites that would have put a shitload more effort into those reviews and actually given their readers the full story instead of forcing them to "ask questions" if they want to know more. We're not even sure what's worse: the fact that Lutz is happy to put his name to such purile crap or the fact that Jacek is willing to publish it.

Don't think we're just picking on Lutzh and Jacek here though, there's one guy that's even worse...if that's possible. Bengalboy's review of the Breeze is 95% pictures, 3% porn and 2% text. There's professionalism for ya! Oh and if you do have the misfortune to catch his review, notice how little effort he has made to take proper screen captures of the OS and has instead taken pictures of the screen with a camera...that's worse than Lutzh's video of the Hermes' OS which was also shot externally. Incidently, weren't video's of the OS nedge2k's idea? I seem to remember his video of the g-Smart's 3DMMI looked ten times better than Lutzh's attempt.

Oh look, we've come full circle :)

For those of you wondering why we've been a bit quiet lately...well...we've been sitting on a rather juicy story which WILL be published very soon ;)

8 Pre-Haloscan Comments:

Anonymous Lutz said...

YOU better take my name of here. Otherwise I'll send my lawyer to you.

Best regards, Lutz aka Lutzh

PS: Don't cry. Take off your glasses and wait until you are next in line to get your phones and infos for reviews you may like. Too bad we are having it eralier. I understand that you are not so happy with it. But I can't change the way you are networking. Looks like you standing out there in the rain in the best summer weather europe has ever had. May be you should change your own habit's instead of bashing about others that you don't know. Now go playing with your self and be careful that you don't wet your pants on the way.

PSS: Thanks for the referrers to :-)

9:35 am, July 13, 2006  
Anonymous Lutz said...

Damn, I have to pay those credits you talk about - the invention of os video's to the inventor nedge2k.

Oh, or not? Check this out and let me know:

I guess mister nedge was not even allowed to have mobiles in 2004...

Yet another nice day for me!

Best regards

9:43 am, July 13, 2006  
Blogger JacekWatcher said...


...and feel free to set your "lawyer" on us, we like it, feels nice :)

10:55 am, July 13, 2006  
Anonymous TheSupporter said...

*lol* :-D thanks a lot jacekwatcher! this is the right posting and i fully agree with you!
lutzh is a moron, great in bashing others but a lame sucker if it comes to critics about him (maybe he is just jacek's alter ego?)! simply check out his other rude comments at msmobiles.
as you, i don't get the msmobiles fan boys comments neither. this "oh what a great review". it's the lamest hermes review i've seen so far. thankfully i have found a great french review which is - even if google translated only - way better than lutzh's so called review.

and to you lutzh: don't cry like a baby. send over your lawyers, to jacekwatcher, to me, to everybody who is on the other side of msmobiles. this is what we call freedom of speech and while jacekwatcher's posting was about facts, my comment here might be a little bit rude but keep cool! i just want to activate you and your reactions, that you have to tear down your mask as well as jacek did thousand times! ;-)
you and jacek, you are the same kind of guys: full of yourself. both of you are not community focused but just doing it to be "famous" which both of you are, but in a negative way.

11:24 am, July 13, 2006  
Anonymous Lutz said...

:-) you are funny.

cheers, lutz

12:00 pm, July 13, 2006  
Anonymous Lutz said...

it is obviouse that you know so much more about windows mobile, the way it works, how marketing works, how review should be made, how the world turns and so on.

i am happy that i found your site, i am absolutely willing to learn from you and anyone else who gives his contribution to the windows mobile community, especially if it is made that professional, anonymousely and effective as it is done here on this specific site as well as on your other pages.

yet again, thank you for your professional feedback!

one of your fans, lutz

12:06 pm, July 13, 2006  
Blogger JacekWatcher said...

did you know sarcasm is the lowest form of whit?

12:50 pm, July 13, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Slutz for Windows MOile?

Luzt for Windows Moible?

Lutz Pumps on?

But actually I do nto think its arealperson other than Jacek as Lutz is the name of the Childrens museum in Manchester England and is not Jacek in Great Briton as we speak?

3:04 pm, July 14, 2006  

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